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Coffee, not malware Dad hat

¥2,955 JPY

Stand out with our Otto Vintage Wash Dad Hat, featuring Hacker Tux in pixelated glory—because who doesn’t need a retro hacker vibe? Made from 100% cotton twill with a low profile and antique brass snap buckle, it’s perfect for those who’ve figured out to 'Just stop clicking sh!t.' Join the movement with purplehaxttv’s exclusive merch—because your hat should be as smart as you (or at least pretend to be).

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  • 100% cotton twill
  • Low profile
  • One size fits most

Size & Fit

  • Circumference: 18 ½" - 23 ¼"

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.