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Coffee, not malware Beanie

$16.00

Stay warm and hack the system with our cozy beanie, featuring Hacker Tux in all his pixelated glory. Made for those who know 'Just stop clicking sh!t' is more than advice—it’s a lifestyle. Soft, stylish, and perfect for covering up those bad decisions you didn’t Google first. Exclusively from purplehaxttv.

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  • 100% Turbo acrylic fabric
  • One size fits most

Size & Fit

  • Circumference: 17 ¼" - 18 ½"

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.